demeaniac: demeaniac: “No homo” I whisper, filled with bewilderment. Indeed, there are only Australopithecine around. It’s the Pleistocene epoch. Fuck you guys, I read a whole Wikipedia article for this.
uoa: do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them
sirenss: I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them
claydols: sext: i brushed the crumbs off of my bed just for you
tumblino: prettylittledaisychains: ...
saddeer: i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself