July 2009
That was me on tuesday. Good to know I can cut 20 minutes out of my getting ready time.
fmylife:
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it’s such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn’t have time to sort out… FML
Watchpatrickcassels:
As a big William H. Macy fan, I’ve always loved Fargo, but oddly found something missing from the movie. Now I realize what that something was: ukeleles. Duh.
I think I’m going to name my cat after this song. Not sad, right? ♫ http://blip.fm/~aukl8
Lost in Ikea. Find me in the children’s section.
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My rats are bigger than her.
http://twitpic.com/bnggp - Good day off.
Ditto
fmylife:
Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond “Ditto.” She heatedly responds “I love ditto,” to which I suavely reply “I didn’t know you were into Pokemon. That may make you even sexier.” She knows nothing about Pokemon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
getting in Cake Like again. ‘Sup 90’s grrl power? ♫ http://blip.fm/~a7pu2
Just watched Michael & Michael Have Issues. Hope you did too.
I get it. You have a motorcycle. Stop revving it in your driveway every morning for a half hour. IT’S FUCKING DISTRACTING.
http://twitpic.com/a619u - that’s snowbird btw
Katie Couric always sounds the best with autotune: http://bit.ly/tQcug
You've just been pranked, son!
fmylife:
Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I’m thinking about how awesome it is that’s she’s doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I’ve ever received. FML
http://twitpic.com/a5q1n - Beautiful day
Spam I found in my inbox: “More inches in your pants, less steps to success.” What poetry.
lol
fmylife:
Today, through AIM, I told my ex boyfriend that I still have really deep feelings for him. The message I sent him was really long and took me almost an hour to write. His response? “Dun dun dunnn, the plot thickens!” Then he signed off. FML
What a great guy!
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Lazy Friday
I just have to say that CoCo’s twitter tracker makes me laugh every time.