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yunballs:
kipawang:
fyeahjoonie:
“I was asked out before but I’m too lazy to start a relationship. I like to sleep, wake up, watch TV, eat ramen and go back to sleep,”
Lee Joon’s response when he was asked if he has ever been asked out by a female celeb.
we’re the same person.
gpoy oh god
and work out, obv
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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sillyheauxs:
lavender-labia replied to your post: porn turn-offs
The thing I hate is when guy slap the woman’s vulva, as if he’s tenderising a steak or something. Someone actually did this to me once and I stopped suddenly and was like “lol wut”.
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every time that someone says
________ stole my ovaries
I imagine that celebrity
in their house
with a wall with little jars
full of ovaries
and then someone knocks on their door
and they open it and it’s the postman
and he goes “ovary delivery from ____!”
and the celebrity goes “AH YES MY COLLECTION IS GROWING”
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labooboo93:
big bang has officially jumped the shark
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I'm still getting Missing E warnings.
STOP
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