April 2012
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themightynarwhal:
highb100d:
beellette:
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
um no
he didnt
oopsy
March 2012
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Black girl: *dyes her hair pink*
OHHH SHE RATCHET!!! look at that hoe. can you say ghetto fabulouss lol i bet thats koolaid
White girl: *dyes her hair pink*
omg sooo kawaii ugh i wish i looked like her please take a million pictures of yourself and upload them to tumblr so we can reblog it 632947985 times
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there’s someone roleplaying the toilet paper roll from the sherlock practice video
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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
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Hyori: actually, i think it might have been weird if bigbang were all taller. I like you this way, it suits you more i think.
Seungri: Smaller peppers are spicier, right?
Hyori: that joke is too sexual for TV
(*고추 means both "pepper" and "penis")
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When you go to a tumblr and there's no way to...
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