July 2012
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garrythethird:
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dark-homer:
The Olympics is like sex
It happens once every four years, costs a load of money, and has a giant robotic voldemort
what kind of sex have you been having?
The best kind
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God damn, my tumblr is flawless.
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moxel:
Fifty Shades of Grey constantly sound like Mortal Kombat.
He thrusts his finger inside me, and I cry out as he does it again and again.
Finish her.
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When it comes to sex, it shouldn’t matter what you do, as long as you don’t do...
– Mad Jimbeau Liberal libertine bisexual democrat (via madjimbeau)
videohall:
Anybody know what happened to the cat?