I, For One, Etc. of the Day: Owner teaches pet cat to sign for his supper, clearly oblivious to the fact that he has doomed us all. [reddit.] I just spit all you people and your need to say words during sex I want... I AM ACTUALLY WHEEZING

”When Americans talk about folks like me paying my fair share of taxes, it’s not because they envy the rich. It’s because they understand that when I get tax breaks I don’t need and the country can’t afford, it either adds to the deficit, or somebody else has to make up the difference - like a senior on a fixed income; or a student trying to get through school; or a family trying to make ends meet. That’s not right. Americans know it’s not right. They know that this generation’s success is only possible because past generations felt a responsibility to each other, and to their country’s future, and they know our way of life will only endure if we feel that same sense of shared responsibility.” — President Barack Obama.
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motherfucker’s taking money from my fucking parents.
seriously i got a job that paid me 22,000 dollars more a year and still take home only 500 dollars more a month because...